Title: The Pitfalls of Eavesdropping
Main wizard: Severus Snape
Characters:Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Poppy Pomfrey
Word count: Exactly 500
Prompt: Please, Severus, don’t stop
“Oh, Merlin, yes!”
Minerva McGonagall heard the moaning emanating from the staff lounge as she approached the door. ‘Good heavens,’ she thought, ‘that sounds like Hermione.’
“Mmmm yes, Severus, just like that.”
Her hand came up to cover her mouth. Everyone knew that Severus and Hermione were an item, but she thought they would have been more discreet then to have ‘relations’ in the staff lounge!
“Oh yes, harder.”
“That hard enough for you, love?”
She could hear Severus’ mellifluous voice through the door.
“Oh Gods, yes.”
‘The least they could have done was put up a silencing charm and ward the door.”
Minerva could feel her face heating up. No doubt she was as red as a tomato.
Poppy Pomfrey turned the corner and saw Minerva at the staff lounge door, her eyes bugged out and her hand clasping her mouth. As she came nearer, she could hear why her friend looked as she did.
“My Gods, Minerva, are they doing what I think they are doing?”
“It certainly sounds it to me.”
They spoke to each other in hushed tones.
“I’ve heard Severus can be quite…lusty, but in the staff lounge?”
Hermione’s moans grew louder as the two witches listened intently at the door.
“Oh yessssssss, just like that Severus. Gods you are fantastic.”
“I guess you heard correctly, Poppy. Still though, in the lounge, where anyone could walk in?”
“Perhaps, they like the element of the danger of being caught in flagrante.”
“How is that, my love? Do you need more?”
“Oh, Severus I don’t think I could ever get enough of this.”
Poppy and Minerva could only imagine what was going on in the room, both wondering what pieces of furniture they should avoid sitting upon in the future.
“Maybe we should knock or make some kind of noise to let them know someone is nearby and hearing them,” Minerva said.
“Oh Minnie, don’t be a spoil sport. Let them have their fun. You’re only young once.”
“You’re just indulging in your voyeuristic tendencies, Poppy. I swear you and Albus are too much alike.”
“Oh stop being such a prude, Minnie. After all you were here first, listening in on them.”
A loud moan from Hermione diverted their attention from their talk.
“Ohhhhh, Gods, yesss. Please, Severus, don’t stop. Gods don’t stop now.”
“I don’t know how much longer I can do this Hermione, I’m starting to get tired and cramped. There's not much room to get comfortable on here.”
“That’s it, time to break this up!”
Minerva threw open the door.
“Minnie, don’t---“ Poppy started to say as she took in the sight before her.
Hermione and Severus both looked up as they heard the door open and saw a confused Minerva and an embarrassed Poppy standing there.
“You two…you weren’t…I mean, it sounded like…”
“Like what, Minerva?” Severus said.
“Never mind, sorry to intrude.” Minerva said.
“Are those kinks out of your shoulders now, Hermione?”
“Yes, Severus, thank you. You give a wonderful massage.”
Author's Notes: Thanks to Violet_Snape for the quick beta job on this.